The McSwiggins Family

Rogues. Rascals. Relentlessly WillieSkin.

Step into the saloon of scandal with the McSwiggins clan—three notorious brothers cut from the same cloth, yet each carrying his own brand of mischief. Whether you want sly finesse, old-world swagger, or sheer brute force, these Irish gentlemen (and hooligans) are ready to turn your night into a tale worth retelling.

They don’t ask permission. They don’t beg forgiveness. From the lean silhouette of Slims to the broad-shouldered bravado of Big Mick, each one carries the signature McSwiggins curve and our ultra-smooth WillieSkin finish, making every encounter feel like a polished con with a wicked grin.

Choose Your Rogue:

Micky Slims – The Polished Pickpocket

• 8.0″ length | 6.25″ max girth, tapering to 5.8″
• Sleek, sly, and dressed sharp—Slims is the rogue who slips in with smooth moves and leaves you wondering how he stole the show. Tailored for finesse with all the charm of his brothers.

Micky McSwiggins – The Dublin Dagger

• 8.75″ length | 6.7″ max girth, tapering to 6.25″
• The original scoundrel—equal parts swagger and silver tongue. Boldly curved with just enough bite, he’s your vintage whiskey poured neat, no chaser.

Big Mick McSwiggins – The Heavy-Handed Hooligan

• 8.75″ length | 7.375″ max girth, tapering to 7.0″
• The bruiser of the brood—loud, brash, and broad as a barroom brawl. He doesn’t sneak in; he takes over, commanding every inch of your attention.

Each member of the McSwiggins family is crafted in our exclusive WillieSkin texture for a body-safe, ultra-smooth experience that feels as legendary as their names.

Whether you’re after a quick draw, a classic scandal, or a heavy-handed night of trouble, there’s a McSwiggins waiting to tip his hat and take his place at your table.

Raise your glass. Pick your Mick.