The Case Is Open. The Litigator Has Arrived.

Some toys argue for your attention. The Litigator argues for domination.

Drafted in the firmest chambers of WillieSkin, this collection is no mere pleasure piece—it’s a closing argument for desire itself. Each version of The Litigator is meticulously constructed evidence that resistance is futile. The verdict is in: satisfaction is the only possible outcome.

No loopholes. No mistrials. Just raw, relentless conviction.

And for anyone who thinks they can silence innovation with threats? Consider this Exhibit A. Some send cease-and-desists. We send sensations that can’t be objected to.

When you enter the courtroom of sensation, The Litigator takes the stand—and it never loses a case.

Choose Your Exhibit:

The Litigator XL – The Closing Argument
Length: 9.0″
Girth: 6.75″ (below head), 7.25″ (mid-shaft), 7.0″ (base)
The heavy hitter. The gavel-slam finish. Built for those who want to set precedent with every thrust—bold, commanding, and impossible to overrule.

The Litigator (Original) – The Convincing Case
Length: 8.5″
Girth: 6.25″ (below head), 6.625″ (mid-shaft), 6.5″ (base)
Measured, deliberate, persuasive—this version delivers airtight reasoning in physical form. Balanced dimensions prove that precision and power can coexist in perfect harmony.

The Litigator Slim – The Cross-Examiner
Length: 8.0″
Girth: 6.0″ (below head), 6.375″ (mid-shaft), 6.125″ (base)
Lean but unyielding, this one dismantles defenses with relentless precision. It may enter quietly, but it interrogates every nerve until you confess—pleasure beyond reasonable doubt.

Every Model Includes:

WillieSkin: A hyper-real texture that argues its case directly to your senses, leaving no room for objection.

Contoured Authority: Veins, ridges, and sculpted detail that strike harder than cross-examination.

Judgment Day Energy: A commanding presence that doesn’t ask permission—it delivers the verdict.

The prosecution rests.
The evidence is undeniable.
And the judgment is final.

Prepare your opening statement. The Litigator is already in chambers.