The Johnny Chubbs Collection

The Johnny Chubbs Collection

Rowdy. Robust. Relentless.

Johnny Chubbs isn’t here to whisper sweet nothings—he’s the big laugh at the table, the heavy pour at the bar, the kind of presence you feel before he even pulls up a chair. Built with brawn and swagger, he’s every bit the saloon-floor legend you’ve been waiting for.

He doesn’t play small. He doesn’t fold. He shows up with a grin, a gutful of grit, and a frame designed for those who like their stakes high. Every curve and swell is a wager worth taking—because Johnny always pays out in full.

Choose Your Chubbs:

Johnny Chubbs – Original

• 8.0″ length | 5.875" girth below the head, 6.875″ mid-shaft girth, tapering to 6.5″
  
• A solid midweight contender with the perfect balance of girth and length, Johnny’s got enough meat on his bones to satisfy without tipping into excess. He’s the reliable bet—the kind you’ll call again and again.

Johnny Chubbs – XL

• 9.0″ length | 6.75" girth below the head, 7.75″ mid-shaft girth, tapering to 7.25″
• XL is Johnny at his fullest, broad through the middle and heavy at the base, built for players who never settle for half the pot. He’s not just large—he’s legendary.

Every member of the Johnny Chubbs Collection is poured in our exclusive WillieSkin finish, delivering a smooth, body-safe experience that keeps the game going long after the cards are dealt.

Johnny’s not a gentleman. He’s not refined. He’s the rowdy laugh, the booming toast, the story you’ll be telling long after last call.

Pull up a chair. Play your hand. Choose your Chubbs.