Every Day is a Sale at Mr Slick Willies

Every Day is a Sale at Mr Slick Willies

Why Pay More for Less?

At Mr. Slick Willies, we don’t run desperate flash sales or slap on a phony timer to make you click faster. We price our sleeves fairly every single day—because getting a great toy shouldn't feel like gambling with your paycheck.

Let’s take The Gentleman, for example. He’s not just one of our best-sellers—he’s a handcrafted icon. But let’s see how he stacks up against some other “premium” options on the market.

The Gentleman

  • Base Price: $105
  • Extra Soft Head (00-10) / Soft Shaft (00-20): $25
  • Mr. Slick Finish: $15
  • Total: $145

That’s full customization, top-tier materials, and our signature Mr. Slick Finish—no excessive markups.

Now let’s look at the competition:

Updated 8/11/2025 — after receiving some colorful correspondence from Blissfull Creations.

Mailman – Blissfull Creations

  • Base Price: $102
  • Dual Density Add-On: $38
  • Whisper Finish™ (in our personal, highly unscientific opinion, it feels in the same general neighborhood as our Mr. Slick Finish — though BC says theirs took three years of work with a chemist, while we just called a supplier): $20
  • Extra soft Head option: $13
  • Soft Shaft option: $13
  • Total: $186

Difference: +$41 — A 22% markup for what we personally feel is roughly the same level of fun, unless your fun depends on paying more.

Blissfull Creations also works with a designer in France. Très chic. They assure us the Mailman is 100% original, and we’re not here to argue. We weren’t there. For all we know, it was designed on a napkin over wine and baguettes, or descended from the heavens on a velvet pillow. Either way, it’s their baby — we just think ours is better dressed and better priced.

The Consigliere – Sensual Extensions

  • Base Price: $135
  • Soft Head / Firm Shaft: $40
  • Matte Finish (closest they offer): $10
  • Total: $185

Difference: +$45
We’re 24.3% cheaper.

This one’s got a mafia name but comes off more like a repackaged factory import. The Consigliere appears nearly identical to generic sleeves widely available on Amazon—allegedly sourced from the same overseas molds you can get with a logo slapped on for free. If that’s “premium,” then we must be running a luxury boutique.

Same Body Safe Materials. Better Finish. Actual Originality.
We get it. Everyone says they “design everything by hand.” But when your lineup looks like a remix of catalog classics, that claim gets a little sticky.

At Mr Slick Willies, we don’t recycle molds. Every model we sell—from The Gentleman to The Prophecy (can't wait to reveal this one)—is built from the ground up with custom texture work, carefully tuned proportions, and 100% original sculpts.

So when you're comparing options, remember:

Every day is a sale at Mr. Slick Willies.

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